W-wh… WHERE’S THE FUN?! Thou shall not be thrown into an spiral of ETERNAL SUFFERING should you shed such dark thoughts! You shall not touch His Temple in such a way.
What an imprudent, moronic being. You cannot see, you cannot tell; The ALMIGHTY knows when to cleanse. Your sheer IDIOCY is ghastly. I will pray for you, brother. Perhaps Primus shall take PITY and show you MERCY.
Hey, I might not be the brightest spark in the well, but at least I aint affraid of a little intimacy!
I don’t need your slaggin pity.
Frag this I give up.
Redirect such misguided devotion from those blasphemous actions, to devoting yourself to Him. You shall start your trek on the path of SALVATION. May His LIGHT shine and guide you. My Lord Primus… *Starts praying for Skywarp.*
My pristine frame shall not be SULLIED by your debauchery. He knows ALL. He knows what you have DONE. REPENT, Skywarp, and you might be SPARED once the dawn of the Day of Judgment crests.
What does repent mean? Do I gotta not frag anymore? Where’s the fun in that?
-Theatrically taps at his forearm, staring at it intently-
Nope. I don’t see ‘Judgment Day’ in my calendar, must be too far in the future for me to care about. If it’s comin at all.
I got an opening this afternoon, though. I can mark you down for a Skywarp Special.
I can even give you a rub down in the washracks afterwards if you’re worried about gettin dirty.
W-wh… WHERE’S THE FUN?! Thou shall not be thrown into an spiral of ETERNAL SUFFERING should you shed such dark thoughts! You shall not touch His Temple in such a way.
What an imprudent, moronic being. You cannot see, you cannot tell; The ALMIGHTY knows when to cleanse. Your sheer IDIOCY is ghastly. I will pray for you, brother. Perhaps Primus shall take PITY and show you MERCY.
I hold back nothing; All I say, all I DO is in HIS holy name! His Light, His WORD shall be brought forth. It is my MISSION to see to it! If you are inquiring in regards to… to THAT, you are MISTAKEN. Such thoughts have been banished from my mind.
Cool your thrusters, mech, I didn’t mean to upset ya.
You sure you’re not ready to give another kind of love a chance? I’ll let you fill me, if ya know what I mean.
Poisonous EVIL words hidden behind a web of innuendo. You speak the tongue of the DAMMED. Of those outrightly seeking His punishment.
Oooh yeah, punishment, kinky. I have a whip!
And yep, I’m real good with my tongue, too.
Where are ya, mech? Why don’t you come with me into this storage closet, Primus can’t see us in there.
My pristine frame shall not be SULLIED by your debauchery. He knows ALL. He knows what you have DONE. REPENT, Skywarp, and you might be SPARED once the dawn of the Day of Judgment crests.
MISHEAR?! How DARE YOU insinuate that HIS VOICE goes misheard? He fills my very thoughts. You are but a FOOL seeking to undo that which cannot be undone. I have been granted POWERS by the divine, chosen as His VOICE in this world. Celebrate thy love for Him and our brothers by EMBRACING His supreme Light. Let it fill you, let it guide you towards the right path! HEED MY WORDS and banish those disgraceful thoughts from your mind.
Cool your thrusters, mech, I didn’t mean to upset ya.
You sure you’re not ready to give another kind of love a chance? I’ll let you fill me, if ya know what I mean.
Poisonous EVIL words hidden behind a web of innuendo. You speak the tongue of the DAMMED. Of those outrightly seeking His punishment.
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BLASPHEMY. You DO NOT know what He wants! To become CLOSER thou shall relinquish such temptations that undo the weak and ONLY embrace His GLORIOUS WISDOM.
-Skywarp gives a strained grin. This is starting to push the limits of his creativity, but he isn’t quite ready to give up on this as a lost cause just yet. Either way, Blitzwing owes him a drink for even trying.-
Why would he make ‘facing feel so good if we weren’t supposed to do it, huh? You sure you didn’t sorta mishear Primus a bit or somethin?
How else are we supposed to celebrate our love for him and our brothers except with something as great as interface?
MISHEAR?! How DARE YOU insinuate that HIS VOICE goes misheard? He fills my very thoughts. You are but a FOOL seeking to undo that which cannot be undone. I have been granted POWERS by the divine, chosen as His VOICE in this world. Celebrate thy love for Him and our brothers by EMBRACING His supreme Light. Let it fill you, let it guide you towards the right path! HEED MY WORDS and banish those disgraceful thoughts from your mind.
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Thank Him for us being brought together!
Who is he? Him? Who are you talking about? You look funny. Are you an Autobot? Who are you?
He is My Lord PRIMUS. The Creator of ALL. And I, Sunstorm, am His Chosen One, His Warrior of LIGHT.
You’re a Light Warrior? That sounds cool…Can I be one? I’m Spinister! Primus? Who’s Primus? He made everything? How did he do that? Did you help him?
Who is Primus? HOW- Oh poor curious being thou has been swayed from His rightful path by EVIL that has tainted this world. Come regain your PATH TO SALVATION by listening to my words, the words of Our Lord. Through his WILL alone all has been, and STILL WILL BE, created.
You mean like story time? I like stories! Is it a new story? Oh can we tell stories by the campfire? I like stories. Do you like stories? Is it a scary story? Scary stories have monsters. There are a lot of monsters here.
It is a story and a WAY OF LIFE. My words are HIS words. Cast aside all unholy thoughts and PURGE your mind, welcome His Holy Light. Primus’s fiery wrath shall be brought down unto those who follow the path of DAMNATION. Shredding all HOPES of Salvation and thrusting the HEATHEN into an eternal cycle of agony.
Why not. Why NOT?! Such thoughts! NEVER. My body, His Temple, will remain PURE and unblemished.
I’ve heard plenty of mechs call out to Primus while ‘facing, that can’t be a coincidence, right? Primus must want us to do it then! A holy act to bring us closer to him.
BLASPHEMY. You DO NOT know what He wants! To become CLOSER thou shall relinquish such temptations that undo the weak and ONLY embrace His GLORIOUS WISDOM.
ishootfire started following you
Thank Him for us being brought together!
Who is he? Him? Who are you talking about? You look funny. Are you an Autobot? Who are you?
He is My Lord PRIMUS. The Creator of ALL. And I, Sunstorm, am His Chosen One, His Warrior of LIGHT.
You’re a Light Warrior? That sounds cool…Can I be one? I’m Spinister! Primus? Who’s Primus? He made everything? How did he do that? Did you help him?
Who is Primus? HOW- Oh poor curious being thou has been swayed from His rightful path by EVIL that has tainted this world. Come regain your PATH TO SALVATION by listening to my words, the words of Our Lord. Through his WILL alone all has been, and STILL WILL BE, created.